"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

Someone, anyone, give me your opinions!

So my boyfriend and I broke up about a month ago (after 2 years) and we got together today and talked about stuff. Kind of a rehash of what happened and what we could have improved on and stuff. And as we’re saying goodbye he suddenly hugs me (my hearts fluttering), and then we end up talking a little more about and I asked if he kind of felt us being pushed together, and he was like “what?” So I was all “if I do this… *steps closer and looks him in the face* do you…” And he kisses me. And then he apologizes, and explains again that he loves me but he’s not in love with me, at least he doesn’t think. But this is the same kid who says he’s blocked out all feelings and doesn’t know if he just blocked me out because there’s nothing there. But he also said that he loves me and can see us together for awhile, but “knows” I’m not the one he wants to marry. Also that he’s not ready to settle down, but being with me was so powerful and magical that it made him actually think about settling down with me. Like I’m so confused and so in love with this boy. I don’t know what to do 😫😫😫

I wish my mind had a delete button.
― (via icanrelateto)